A lifelong Simic Mage who greatly enjoys Magic: The Gathering. Mainly Standard and Commander. If something needs to be tagged, shoot me an ask, alright? Decks I currently play are RB Vampire Aggro for standard, Meren of Clan Nel Toth and Kalemne, Disciple of Iroas...
here’s a handy checklist for anyone considering redeeming a villain!!!
are they…
❏ a wife beater? ❏ sexually abusive? ❏ violent towards small children? ❏ extremely racist? ❏ a goddamn fascist?
if you checked any of these boxes, not only should you not redeem that villain, but I’m also going to come to your house and pour sewer water into your sock drawer for even considering it
I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.
Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child’s hand.
I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, “Don’t you FUCKING dare,” so hard that I take psychic damage.
how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible
sorry to improve your day without much notice but
NEVERMIND REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEED
Why does Wisconsin, the largest of the great lakes states, not simply devour the others?
Why Wisconson doesn’t Eat the rest of the Great Lakes Area, accoding to the notes:
-Already too full from the Cheese and Beer
-Michigan is shaped like that hands they are gonna catch
-Minnesota is Bigger.
runner-ups from the notes:
-Wisconsin Can And Should Devour Michigan because Michigan Is Terrible
-Minnesota would devour the other states itself but is too polite
-the great lakes states should not fight, but rather should bond over At Least We Are Not Illinois
Also on the list:
-Ohio is inedible and probably toxic.
This is my favorite post I’ve ever contributed to because it was like throwing a rock at a hornet’s nest and Instead of getting stung, the bugs all attacked each other instead.
oh, this whole post is the title of my favourite sufjan stevens song
Michigan has the power of god and the insane clown posse on its side.
I might have a solution to the Great Lakes discourse
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